What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.