What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..