What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..