Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.