Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do