Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.