How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Previous Random Joke Next

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.