How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.