Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!