Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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A Crush