Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.