What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!