What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!