Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Icecream Jokes More Icecream Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.