Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Icecream Jokes More Icecream Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car