What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.