What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up