What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.