Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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Because he kept locking up.