Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.