Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.