What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.