Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.