What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!