What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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