What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.