Constipation Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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