What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."