What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.