What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.