Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...