Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.