Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.