What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white