How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.