How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99