What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Pdf File Jokes More Pdf File Jokes

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Pdf Jokes More Pdf Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi