What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Pdf File Jokes More Pdf File Jokes

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Pdf Jokes More Pdf Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.