He touched the beaker before it was cool.
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An egg in a duck.
Can't Touch This"
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
A personal space man
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
He touched a lot of people.
A fetaphile
No touching!
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Disney Movies still touch kids
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It is always look but don't touch.
Disney movies can still touch children.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Don't touch my marbles.
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !
Do not touch.
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
A PDF file.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Shocked.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
they touched some many lives
When the big hand touches the little hand
The big hand touches the little hand.
Because he's extinct
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
I bearly touched her.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
because she was touched by Jesus.
Their criminal record.
The big hand's touching the little hand.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
A. Their criminal record
A toad he croaks if you even touch him !
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Do not touch"
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
The clap.
Danger: Do not touch"
When the big hand touches the little one
George Lucas.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
When the big hand touched the little hand
When the big hand touches the little one.
that will be an extra $50."
David Cop-a-feel
Ebowla.
dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
Can't touch this!
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Don't touch my booty
Don't touch this.
Bernie Sanders
The back of her head.
Let's be pen pals!
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
They both make pop tarts.
A bad judge of character.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
A leotard
They can't stop licking their paws.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
Because they're going via Agra!
Does anyone have a charger I could use "
Because she's dead.