How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms