How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids