Because they need a man to do it for them
Because they were written by women.
Thanks for opening my mind.
They always take things literally.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
Mourning Sickness.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
When a woman rejects feminism.
A $100 bill makes change