Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.