Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.