Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.