Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.