What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.