Sean Murray and PS4 users
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A campaign promise.
He only promised to be gone until November
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He brexit.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They promised freaky fast delivery
Unreliable, you racist prick.
None--He'll only promise "change."
He was making a scene!
Michael Bae
The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up .
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
The sound of silence
A virgin
They were trying to keep their german market.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
Because the prices are so steep
a Barker Lounger !
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
