Sean Murray and PS4 users
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A campaign promise.
He only promised to be gone until November
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He brexit.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They promised freaky fast delivery
Unreliable, you racist prick.
None--He'll only promise "change."
Angus McCoatup
A civil serpent
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
I'm Thor
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
Two large planes
He always delivers.
Because they just won't open their eyes!
She was cross eyed.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
Looking sharp.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.
