Sean Murray and PS4 users
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A campaign promise.
He only promised to be gone until November
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He brexit.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
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They promised freaky fast delivery
Unreliable, you racist prick.
None--He'll only promise "change."
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Cuz I wouldn't hit that.
I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
There are Dave Matthews fans
Santa
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
