Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.