What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.