What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan