What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram