What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.