Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.