Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

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Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!