Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.