Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.