Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses