Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!