Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

Phone Number Jokes More Phone Number Jokes

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

What is the loneliest number?

My phone number, call me please!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC