Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Phone Number Jokes More Phone Number Jokes

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

What is the loneliest number?

My phone number, call me please!

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs