Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.