What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer