What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.