What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon