What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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He always came on time.

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.