May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Adobe-wan Kenobi
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
The hospital ran all out of patience
a force of habit
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
The 4th grade.
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.