What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.