What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.