Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !
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Hillary.
The 4th grade.
Sulk.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
for 2 weeks.
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
Because freedom rings.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Because it's Greek.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Don't look! I'm changing!
March 4th
A: March 4th.