4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

March 4th Jokes More March 4th Jokes

What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

What's a storm trooper's favorite date?

March 4th

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

July Jokes More July Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!