4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"