What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.