What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!