What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.