How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.