How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist