Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.