Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.