What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???