Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin?

She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.