Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Lampshade Jokes More Lampshade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin?

She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.