What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery