What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!