What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.