How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Egypt me!

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.