Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.