Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.