What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)